unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via sloth-grunge)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via lucifurby)

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

(via sloth-grunge)

bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

(via sloth-grunge)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via sloth-grunge)

beyoncevevo:

i remember in like 3rd grade a kid from my school left school to go on a kid gameshow and he never came back

(via sloth-grunge)

zaynsprincess:

you know what i dont understand????? those stupid tours that vine famous people go on?? like all of the stupid white boys?? you’re paying to see a bunch of stupid ignorant white boys be idiots on stage??? you can see that for free in high school

(Source: sadgurl95, via sloth-grunge)

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via sloth-grunge)